skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

(Source: emojigrl, via pizza)

martinseptim:

beats by dr. phil

(via addicted2destruction)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via addicted2destruction)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via pizza)

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

(via fake-mermaid)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via ruinedchildhood)

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via so-personal)

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

(Source: weheartit.com, via so-personal)

greatwhiteprivilege:

do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day

(via fake-mermaid)

lavagoth:

am i the only one that doesnt like seeing eyebrow makeup